Baby Blague #9 - French Joke
Baby Blague #9
Que font deux crabes lorsqu’ils se rencontrent ? (What do crabs do when they meet?)
Ils se serrent la pince ! (They pinch each other [with their claws]!)
Rather than shaking hands like humans, crabs must ‘se serrent la pince’ due to their lack of hands! What seems mile a friendly greeting, may turn out to be quite painful for most people!
Les Baby Blagues
Baby blagues are a collection of jokes chosen by Babylangues. The jokes are inspired by Les Blagues Carambar – jokes traditionally found in the wrappers of French Carambar sweets. These have now become particularly famous as bad, childish jokes. However they still make the French laugh!
This is an example of a Baby blague: Ce matin, j’ai voulu faire une blague sur le Super U, mais elle n’a pas Supermarché !
Not to worry: we have come up with our own ones that are easy to understand, so that they will not be all that bad! We have decided to explore French jokes a little more and found that they are often orientated around a product of language. So, each joke will not only brighten your day but also improve your understanding of the French language.
For more French blagues, click HERE